It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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