She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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