I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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