my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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