are you still at the devil's house?
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Omg I joined a choir last night...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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