thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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