Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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