dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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