i may or may not be watching the land before time
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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