my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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