i dont even know how to be here
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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