I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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