The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
