At least make sure they are 18
Why
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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