Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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