i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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