problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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