it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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