We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
he just fucked me for my cheese.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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