Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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