to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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