just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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