So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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