We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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