kristin has been a bad kristin
Your dad touched me again.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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