We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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