Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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