I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
i believe in u and ur pee
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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