K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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