I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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