Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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