I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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