SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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