That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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