in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize