Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She bit a glass in half.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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