i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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