You don't have asthma, your pregnant
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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