I skipped work to stalk him.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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