I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
