Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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