like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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