There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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