I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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