you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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