Tell her she can't have a vagina
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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