I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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