just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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