Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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