11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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