so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Randomize
