its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
So. Much. Porn.
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