This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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