Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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